'Because I don't like people. Hey, I programmed you to be intelligent.' Tony gives the robot a love-tap, and it obediently (fearfully?) backs off. Tony looks up into empty space. 'And you too. You're meant to be clever. Extrapolate ( Read more... )

TONY STARK/JARVIS PROMPTS. NOW. GO.

Yes, she's not dead yet, etc. Iron Man was spiffy! Here, have some distracting drabbles ported over from IJ.

Lucifer/Baccano!, because, well, because. The Devil sure don't need no reasons. So why should Claire? 716 words.

( Lucifer/Baccano! crossover: Claire, Mazikeen )